Above average sex soy candle
Above average sex soy candle

Above average sex soy candle

$16.00

Every day life is full of tiny victories that make our lives a little bit easier and this candle smells the way it feels when you get it in and it's way better than you were expecting.

This 8 oz candle is in an aluminum tin and smells like above average sex and that smells just like clean cotton because, to us, hotel sex is the best kind of unexpectedly good sex.

With a burn time of 50+ hours these soy candles are hand poured by us in Denver, Colorado and make excellent presents or a fantastic way to treat yourself. 

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