Already married... card

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We all know couples who are pretty much already married but then you find out they're not actually married and that's when this card is absolutely appropriate.

“I could have sworn you were already married but I guess not, huh?” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 110 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a grape purple square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.

Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but I try my best to make every card excellent.

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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