Alternative fact: Heating up leftover fish in the microwave... card
Alternative fact: Heating up leftover fish in the microwave... card

Alternative fact: Heating up leftover fish in the microwave... card

$4.00
Let's all face it, alternative facts are just goddamn lies. And it is rude as all hell to heat up your leftover fish in the microwave at work. Manners matter, people!

“Alternative fact #38: Heating up leftover fish in the work microwave is always a good idea” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a kraft square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we do our best to make every card excellent.

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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