Alternative fact: I love you more than Girl Scout cookies card
Alternative fact: I love you more than Girl Scout cookies card

Alternative fact: I love you more than Girl Scout cookies card

$4.00
Let's all face it, alternative facts are just goddamn lies. And we all know that even real, true love isn't stronger than the pull of Girl Scout cookies. 

“Alternative fact #32: I love you more than Girl Scout cookies” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a kraft square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we do our best to make every card excellent.

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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