If you aren't thinking about your own mortality on your birthday are you even a human being?
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✨ Card reads, “Birthdays are fun days where you also get the opportunity to think about your own mortality”
✨ Blank inside
✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock
✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks.
✨ These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.
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