Bouquet of boners card
Bouquet of boners card

Bouquet of boners card

$4.00

OK, in theory a bouquet of boners sounds awesome but think about it a little longer and it'd actually be a nightmare. 

“I'd give you a bouquet of boners except that'd be totally horrifying IRL” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white greeting card with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a kraft square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside. 

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we try our best to make every card excellent.

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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