Because your keys can be just as upbeat as you are about all of the things.
This is for one keychain that reads "Fuck yeah!" laser cut into birch wood. Each keychain measures approximately 2" wide by 3.5" tall. Each one is on a gold plated keychain clasp so you can put them with your keys or even use them as a bag accessory.
Each keychain is laser cut birch so know that over time they will scratch slightly when jangled around with keys but you should still be able to read the text after heavy use and they'll just have more charm that way. And while they're certainly fun make sure to keep them away from your kiddos.
These keychains ship in a cello bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.