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If I get murdered... greeting card



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If I get murdered... greeting card


  • Product Description

      The perfect card for any and all true crime aficionados who also have a dark ass sense of humor.

      ✨THE DEETS ✨

      ✨ Card reads, “If I ever get murdered please make sure that they discuss it on my favorite true crime podcast”

      ✨ Blank inside

      ✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

      ✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

      ✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

      ✨ These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

      See our FAQs or reach us by email if you have any questions!

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  • Product Details
    • SKU: GCJB-33
    • In Stock: 170
    • Weight: 0.6 oz
    • Product Type: Cards