Keep that baby alive card
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Not that plants equal a baby but you can bet that this will make your favorite new mom/plant killer chuckle.
✨THE DEETS ✨
✨ Card reads, “Hope you can keep that baby alive because we all know that your plants never stood a chance."
✨ Blank inside
✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock
✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks.
✨ These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.
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