Life's too short to drink shitty beer keychain bottle opener
Life's too short to drink shitty beer keychain bottle opener
Life's too short to drink shitty beer keychain bottle opener

Life's too short to drink shitty beer keychain bottle opener

$5.00

Life is absolutely, entirely too short to be drinking shitty beer, except, you know, if you like shitty beer that's totes fine too.

This sturdy as hell keychain bottle opener measures 2.25" and has the "Life's too short to drink shitty beer" design on one side and a bottle opener on the back. 

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