National treasure card
National treasure card

National treasure card

$4.00
National Treasure is a good movie, for sure, but this card is for the person in your life who is so amazing that they're even better than Nic Cage and that's a damn feat.

“You're a goddamn national treasure. But not like the movie. You're so much cooler than Nic Cage. Except maybe Nic Cage in Con Air. That movie is a cinematic gem. But, really, you know what I mean. Thanks for being freaking awesome all the time.” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a kraft square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we do our best to make every card excellent.

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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