For those of us give absolutely zero f-cks and don't mind who knows it - this is the ultimate drinking vessel. You could even hide your booze in it and nobody would ever know the difference.
This plastic mason jar tumbler is 24 oz, BPA free and teal with a white "No fucks given" design on one side.
Couple of things to keep in mind being an adult human drinking a beverage out of this bad boy:
1) If you put something hot in it you'll probably burn yourself - so be careful.
2) This isn't meant for the microwave or the dishwasher so make sure to hand wash only.
3) While it's certainly harder to spill things, it definitely isn't spill proof so make sure your clumsy alter ego doesn't get ahold of it.
They ship in bubble wrap and a box so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in relatively good shape.