Number one lay prize ribbon for adults
Number one lay prize ribbon for adults
Number one lay prize ribbon for adults
Number one lay prize ribbon for adults

Number one lay prize ribbon for adults

$8.50

Award your favorite person to have sex with so they won't have any doubts that you totally like what they're doing in the sack.

This blue satin award rosette reads "Number one lay" and measures approximately 3.25" wide by 5.75" tall.

It'll come with both a pin and a hanging string so you can decide if you want to wear it or if you want your wall to wear it. 

Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, bachelorette parties, birthdays and any day you feel like someone in your life really, truly deserves an award for doing something exquisitely.

Please keep in mind that monitors show colors differently so they might vary when you get it IRL but we promise we'll never send you anything crappy.

These ribbon rosettes ship in a cello bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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