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Please don't die because I don't want to date ever again card

$4.50

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Please don't die because I don't want to date ever again card

$4.50

  • Product Description

      Because when you're in a long-term relationship dating anecdotes seem more and more like horror stories. 

      “Please don't die because I don't want to date ever again” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 110 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. 

      Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but I try my best to make every card excellent.

      These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

      See our FAQs or reach us by email if you have any questions!

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  • Product Details
    • SKU: GCLV-28
    • In Stock: 82
    • Weight: 0.6 oz
    • Product Type: Cards