Serial killer card
Serial killer card

Serial killer card

$4.00
I made this card for my boo because we joke about which one of us rates higher on the serial killer scale (I do) but people from far and wide have been telling me how they met their friends and business partners and all kinds of other people on the internet and who am I to pigeonhole this card into just being for online dating.

“Even though we met online I've pretty much ruled out that you're a serial killer” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a kraft square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but I try my best to make every card excellent.

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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