The only appropriate birthday card for anybody who is a huge fan of not-the-Patriots. 

✨THE DEETS ✨

✨ Card reads, “Tom Brady sucks. Happy birthday.”

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

✨See our FAQs or reach us by email if you have any questions!