Listen, we know 2017 sucked really hard. We all need something to look forward to and this candle will remind you that Trump won't be in charge forever and, goddamn, it's going to feel so good once he won't have his tiny hands all over everything in the Oval Office.
This 8 oz candle is in an aluminum tin and smells like Trump not being president anymore, which is fresh but familiar and comforting but exciting and smells like white tea. We went through 24 sample scents before this one really captured the elation more than half the nation will have when we get a different commander in charge. It's really, really good and the most popular scent we've ever sold.
With a burn time of 50+ hours these soy candles are hand poured by us in Denver, Colorado and make excellent presents or a fantastic way to treat yourself. Bonus points if you do some witchy magic to make this candle scent a reality.