Unprotected sex with mom card
Unprotected sex with mom card

Unprotected sex with mom card

$4.00
We can all be mature about how babies are made on Father's Day, right? If your dad has a sense of humor this card is sure to make him chuckle. 

“Thanks for having unprotected sex with mom all those years ago” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a kraft square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but I try my best to make every card excellent.

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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