Validate your existence birthday card


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For those of us who are constantly spending way too much fucking time trying to pick out birthday cards because they need to be chuckle-worthy and also remind the person that they're amazing. We gotchu. 


✨ Card reads, “Trying to find a birthday card that both validates your existence and makes you chuckle is pretty tricky.

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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