A birthday card to let people turning 30 know they can really look forward to gray hairs and orthopedic pillows and natural deodorant and all other kinds of things they probably used to make fun of other people for talking about.
✨THE DEETS ✨
✨ Card reads, “Welcome to 30! Hope you enjoy turning into the kind of person you used to make fun of”
✨ Blank inside
✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock
✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks.
✨ These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.
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