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What if Santa were real?... card



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What if Santa were real?... card




  • Product Description

      But, really, how weird would it be if Santa was real? Also, still might be high right now. This holiday card is for your favorite stoners and people who love to laugh.  

      “What if Santa were real??? Fuck, I'm so high RN.” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a light blue square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside. 

      These cards come as singles or as an 8-pack to give all your friends and family a holiday chuckle. 

      Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but I try my best to make every card excellent. 

      These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

      See our FAQs or reach us by email if you have any questions!

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  • Product Details
    • Variant: Single
    • SKU: GCHL-14-1
    • In Stock: 83
    • Weight: 0.6 oz
    • Product Type: Cards