Y'all motherfuckers need Santa wrapping paper

Y'all motherfuckers need Santa wrapping paper

$7.00
Because wrapping paper that doesn't make you giggle and feel inappropriate at the same time is so dang passé.

This 20" x 29" wrapping paper is printed on one side with "Y'all motherfuckers need Santa" in a repeating pattern and has the Craft Boner logo in the bottom right corner. The box in the photo is a 9" x 6" x 2" and the wrapping paper comfortably covered it as well as a handful of small jewelry boxes. Please note that this isn't for a roll of wrapping paper but rather for two 20" x 29" sheets of wrapping paper.

The first picture is censored to please the Etsy gods but the sheets you receive will be uncensored.

Because wrapping paper is awkward to ship - your sheets will come in a tube and will ship separate than other portions of your order.

Every design is hand lettered by me before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but I try my best to make every card excellent.

This wrapping paper ships in plastic in a cardboard tube so even if your mailman is a dick you should get it in good shape.

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