Actually the most perfect card for pretty much anyone because we've all done some sketchy ass shit that could have gotten us murdered/killed. 

✨THE DEETS ✨

✨ Card reads, “You've done some pretty stupid shit so I'm glad you're still alive.”

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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